HARD CHOICES – 635 pages, by Hillary Rodham Clinton
Published by Simon & Schuster
Reviewed by: Jeb Ladouceur
You’ve got to hand it to the Klein Brothers, Robert and Richard, owners of Huntington’s Book Revue – along with their unflappable staff, they continually host the most unwieldy book signing events imaginable – in one of Long Island’s most difficult towns to navigate – and they do it with a flair that makes each undertaking seem routine.
The result of these successful, ongoing, literary affairs is that Book Revue has become the Mecca to which leading authors from the community (such as Nelson DeMille), the nation (like prolific Jodi Picoult), and the world (Jo Rowling for example) all gravitate, when introducing each new book they produce.
Granted, most authors do not generate the sort of Police, EMS, and Secret Service presence that marked Hillary Clinton’s appearance on August 6th (by my count, a dozen identifiable agents, and who knows how many without those telltale lapel pins). But few celebrities bring a resume to Long Island’s premier bookstore that identifies them as a former First Lady, Senator and Secretary of State.
Of course, those titles are not the magnets that drew blocks-long lines of patrons, and dozens of Police and Emergency vehicles to New York Avenue and Main Street on Wednesday. The undisputable fact that Mrs. Clinton is quite possibly destined to be the next occupant of the White House (again), and this nation’s first female president, was the primary reason for the huge crowd – some of whom waited for four and five hours, in typical North Shore August weather, to say hello to the bubbly, incipient grandmother, and lay out $35. for a signed book.
Whether those hundreds of books will ever actually be read, however, is a good question, and it’s doubtful that Mrs. Clinton really cares one way or the other. Her estimated $14 million advance from Simon & Schuster has already been deposited, the Clinton staffers (who really wrote the ‘Memoir’) have presumably been paid, and the Press is in possession of a fairly up-to-date handbook that places presidential candidate Hillary in the best possible light. It’s true that in ‘Hard Choices’ Clinton says, “The one question I’m asked more than any other is: will I run for President in 2016.” The problem is, she then insults our intelligence by adding, “I haven’t decided yet.” Granted, we don’t know the precise date that Clinton issued that disclaimer, but though Hillary might be a lot of things, she’s not stupid. She knew when this book was being released…so essentially she fibbed. The woman is running – and running vigorously.
‘Hard Choices’ is not a treatise on politics; it’s not an autobiography; nor can it be called a history book. Rather it’s a compulsory compendium of the sort that all presidential candidates release during their campaigns. Obama did it, Kerry did it, so did Gingrich and Romney. These men, like Mrs. Clinton, may refer to their volumes as ‘Memoirs’ all they want, but they are still glorified campaign guide books in autobiographical drag.
Tedious though this doorstopper of a book might be at times (one wag called it “Fifty Shades of Boring”) ‘Hard Choices’ is not without its moments…such as Clinton’s reminiscences on her Mother’s death – Chelsea’s wedding – and of course, her Daughter’s pregnancy. One of the most poignant lines from ‘Hard Choices’ is anthropologist Margaret Mead’s quote that “Children keep our imaginations fresh and our hearts young, and drive us to work for a better future.” Whichever ghostwriter decided to include that statement in this tome obviously has his or her finger on Hillary Clinton’s ever-opportunistic pulse.
Finally, Mrs. Clinton assures us that if the unthinkable happened, and Sarah Palin were ever elected president, she would not move to Canada. We can only conclude that Alaska would be out of the question as well.
Award-winning Smithtown writer Jeb Ladouceur is the author of eight novels, and his book and theater reviews appear in several major L.I. publications. In Ladouceur’s next thriller, “Harvest” due in late summer, an American doctor is forced to perform illegal surgeries for a gang of vital organ traffickers in The Balkans.